non stop madness

so the other day i was out right and then i met my friend who was kinda late but nehmind whatever so we went to the bookstore cause we were thinking we needed to read cause all we've been doing is watching mindless videos on facebook and youtube and i suppsoe it was about time we flexed our reading muscle whatever that was and then in the process we bumped into this other friend of ours who was a girl and damn she was smoking hot like literally her hair was flaming and smoke was oozing out from beneath her skirt and we were like hot diggity damn and we busted our asses out of that bookstore as the books started blazing with the fury of a typhoon as ironic as that may be and suddenly we found ourselves surrounded by a horde of zombies as the stumbled and crawled their way towards the burning bookstore cornering us in what can be called a fiery circle of undead doom but then i came with this brilliant idea of just walking past the undead which we dead and boy was that a good idea as soon enough a humvee came rolling by mowing down everything in its sight with no driver inside which led us to believe that the humvee was alive and it was because then it fucking transformed into a fucking dinosaur and started scooping as many unburnt books as it could as the fire raged on and flinging many more undead with its huge ass tail and likewise my fren and i decided to high tail it and ran in whichever direction that was AWAY from this scene of literary prehistoric undead carnage when suddenly we felt hungry so we stopped by macs for awhile to grab us some BEEF BEEF BEEF and then we carried on home forever remembering that beef is better than cheese the end.