a conversation with my cat, frankie (aka stupid one)

me: oi frankie, get back into the house

frankie: (stares into open space)

me: oi frankie

frankie: (still staring)

me: oi, get back in the house lah

frankie: (still staring)

me: eh, u know your name or not? frankie!

frankie: (yup... still staring...)

me: oi stupid cat!

frankie: (turns to look at me. then flops over and sleeps)

me: .....